Song Name: Pear Shaped

Songwriter: Andrew Kreider

Copyright: 2007

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Lyrics:

You may have seen me looking
Mighty grumpy
On days when I put on
My suit and tie
That cut just doesn't flatter
My circumference
My belly wants to jail-break
From inside.


My wife decided
On an intervention
She bought me threads
That fit more comfortably
She told me, you're a winner
Don't want you any thinner
Come on and hold that
Body close to me


I'm going pear-shaped
Hallelujah!
There's more of me to love now
Praise the Lord.
I'm not afraid
Of being middle-aged
In fact, these are the
Best years of my life.


Some women like their
Men-folk mighty skinny
Some guys prefer their ladies
Paper-thin
But those poor folks are missing
The best spots to start kissing
Cause getting curves is
Where the fun begins.

I'm going pear-shaped...


OK, my bits are spreading in the middle
Or shriveled like a grape
My banana split
Won't make the girls go ape
(Oo-oo-oooh)
But out of this great fruit bowl of life
I've got me a size that suits me right
Better than an apple
Better than an orange
Baby, I got a pear... shape



When I was younger
Didn't know just what love was
Used to treat it
Like it was a race
But now I'm getting bigger
My pace is getting slower
And we're enjoying
Every base.

I'm going pear-shaped...