Song Name: Why Do Cows Have To Taste So Good

Songwriter: Ron Mancini

Copyright: 2009

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Lyrics:

Why do cows have to taste so good
Be 2 out of the 4 food groups
Leather clothes that smell so fine
I can see why some think your divine
Some people worship the cow
She represents charity somehow
The generous way she distributes her milk
It's so essential for nourishment
But I like to see my cow on a plate
Perhaps prime rib or a porterhouse steak
A side of mashed made with heavy cream
Without the cow this meal could never be
Why do cows have to taste so good
Be 2 out of the 4 food groups
Leather clothes that smell so fine
I can see why some think your divine
The cow can give you a helping hand
She can help you plow your land
Or for fun you can sneak up on it
Ram her side and make it tip
Cows best when they are my new shoes
My leather coat or my new leather boots
Or a belt to go around my waist
A leather thong, a whip, a mask on my face
Why do cows have to taste so good
Be 2 out of the 4 food groups
Leather clothes that smell so fine
Now I see why some think your Devine
Such a beautiful, passive, friendly creature
I feel so bad that I have to eat ya
I never wanted to cause you so much pain
Why don't you have to come inside when it rains