Song Name: Your Flight HAs Just Been Canceled

Songwriter: Lenny Solomon

Copyright: 2001

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Lyrics:

Nothing on the runway, where the plane should be,
Attention all you passengers, an airborne absentee,
Carts along the walkway, travelers looking tired,
God I need a men's room, I will not be denied,
Five more hours, how will I spend the time,
I don't think that I can handle, standing in another line.

Your flight has just been cancelled, please don't be annoyed,
All I do is work here and your time is null and void,
I'll get you on another flight, that leaves sometime next Spring,
Here's a voucher for some coffee, see we treat you like a king,
Like a king.

This guy from Oklahoma always kept his cool,
Unless he thought another did take him for a fool,
"I've got to get to Memphis, now!" He did exclaim,
"I'm sorry sir, I wish you well, but I am not to blame."
He got hot and bothered, words welled in his head,
He uttered a profanity when the agent said,

Your flight has just been cancelled, please don't be annoyed,
All I do is work here and your time is null and void,
I'll get you on another flight, that leaves sometime next Spring,
Here's a voucher for some coffee, see we treat you like a king,
Like a king.

I heard that all the airlines want to partner up,
No need for competition to better make a buck,
"No more hand held baggage, it's against our policy,
And if you get real hungry, you can eat for a small fee.
It won't affect our service, that's never been too high,
And if we play our cards right, we'll never have to fly."