Song Name: Kiss My Doublewide

Songwriter: Rolf Schnyder / Michael 'Max' McGee

Copyright: 2007

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Lyrics:

Kiss My Doublewide


My wife got the kids and half my pay
Judge said I could only see them on a certain day
I looked at the judge and said let's step outside
So you can Kiss My Double Wide

Judge slammed down the gavel and said ninety days
Boy you need to mind your manners and change your ways
The constable cuffed me and as he took me outside
I told him to Kiss My Double Wide

Chorus
I got my Georgia temper
And my southern pride
I like my beer iced cold
And my chicken fried
And if you don't like that
You can step outside
And can Kiss My Double Wide

I served my ninety days and paid my fines
The warden came by and said you've done your time
Hope you've learned your lesson , but I grabbed him by the tie
And told him to Kiss my Double Wide

Chorus
Cause I got my Georgia temper
And my southern pride
I like my beer iced cold
And my chicken fried
And if you don't like that
You can step outside
And can Kiss My Double Wide


But when I got home I found a sheriff's sale
Seems I didn't pay my taxes while I was in jail
The judge grinned and walked over with a gleam in his eye
Said boy you can Kiss Your Double Wide goodbye

Chorus
He said I got my Georgia temper
And my southern pride
I like my beer iced cold
And my chicken fried
And if you don't like that
You can step outside
And Kiss My Double Wide

Chorus
He said I got my Georgia temper
And my southern pride
I like my beer iced cold
And my chicken fried
And if you don't like that
You can step outside
And can Kiss My Double Wide

Copyright Michael McGee and Rolf Schnyder 2007